cheskamouse:

official-europa:

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

Originally posted by dreams-in-metaphors

jooleah:

m'baku: tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

unicornempire:

drunkygoesonadventures:

dontbearuiner:

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

2017 was definitely a Shitscram.

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

Happy Crimmus!

It’s Crismn!

Merry Crisis!

Merry Chrysler!

lavendersheetmask:

you’re a mean one…. mr. binch

tealrallythong:

unpicasso:

catws:

gimmekurtisconner:

parenting an angsty teen

leak the full track

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

leak the dad’s track instead

kaible:

drkshdwbnch:

dogy

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

herpowerisherown:

chlostars:

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE